Please curb your dogma...and don't forget to clean up after it.

17th November 2011

Post reblogged from fauna with 81 notes

Trying to be classy on tumblr is like giving a handjob with your pinkie extended.

~ Sometimes that’s your only option because the penis is too small for all four fingers - even dainty lady fingers.  

And oh, yeah, maybe that’s what you meant - kind of a disappointment that you try to not think about because you like other things about the person.  And maybe you meant that it’s awkward and kind of sucks. ~

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Source: rhamphotheca

  1. semper-pi reblogged this from fib
  2. fib reblogged this from rhamphotheca and added:
    i wonder if i gave a handjob like that what the response would be
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  9. liziemoon reblogged this from rhamphotheca and added:
    ~ Sometimes that’s your only option because the penis is too small for all four fingers - even dainty lady fingers. And...
  10. johnnycakeee reblogged this from gr0udon
  11. quidamling reblogged this from rhamphotheca and added:
    Yes, quite. *monocle*
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  13. ca2mgfe5si8o22oh2 reblogged this from rhamphotheca and added:
    doesn’t everyone do this?